PHUCK ICE (with middle finger emojis) We wanted to see the brain, so somebody invented the MRI, wanted to see bones, invented the x-ray, wanted to see babies in the womb, ultrasound, hell we got cat scans, pet scans, 3D imaging, we got machines that can look through clothes at the airport.
He stood in court for a bounced check, confused and terrified. He swore he had the money. Watch the exact moment the judge looks at the bank statement and realizes where it all went. Mr. Arthur, you were charged with writing a bad check for groceries, but you have a perfect record? I thought I had money, Your Honor. Sir, I see a $50,000 withdrawal
Devil shows up in church and everyone runs out but an old man. Devil says why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me? Old man says, nope, married your sister!
World's oldest prank 😂
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. But you've got to blow very hard. Give it a try, Tim. Well, it's made of brass, it's not quality, but I'll have a go. Here we go. Ah, well.
3 reasons not to fight an old man: 1. If you win, you beat up an old man. 2. If you lose you got beat up by an old man. 3. More than likely an old man will shoot you!
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